A Look Inside the Jip

Every once in a while, I'll post another entry in my Problems series, where I explain my (usually negative) opinion on needlessly specific topics. Otherwise, I'm just gonna reblog things that amuse me or fit with my politically conservative values and opinions.
Aug 30 '14
haunterlaughingalonewithpizza:

kastiakbc:

Quick, someone who has never watched Homestar Runner, explain what’s going on.

Okay, uh
Panel 1: Strongbad(think that’s his name) is doing Gangnam style while trying to look menacing.
Panel 2: Strongbad is commenting on the cloud king’s dietary choices while a yellow thing pokes into the frame. What could it be? Perhaps it is a duck?
Panel 3: Strongbad is confused as to why the doctor had him take off his shirt when he only called the doctor to fix his computer. The yaoi hands tell us exactly where this is going.
Panel 4: Strongbad’s friend is sick/depressed/tired and he is shouting at the friend to get out of bed. The friend, however, does not want to get out of bed and is uncomfortable with Strongbad standing on his belly.
I tried.

haunterlaughingalonewithpizza:

kastiakbc:

Quick, someone who has never watched Homestar Runner, explain what’s going on.

Okay, uh

Panel 1: Strongbad(think that’s his name) is doing Gangnam style while trying to look menacing.

Panel 2: Strongbad is commenting on the cloud king’s dietary choices while a yellow thing pokes into the frame. What could it be? Perhaps it is a duck?

Panel 3: Strongbad is confused as to why the doctor had him take off his shirt when he only called the doctor to fix his computer. The yaoi hands tell us exactly where this is going.

Panel 4: Strongbad’s friend is sick/depressed/tired and he is shouting at the friend to get out of bed. The friend, however, does not want to get out of bed and is uncomfortable with Strongbad standing on his belly.

I tried.

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Aug 30 '14

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Aug 29 '14

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

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Aug 25 '14

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

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Aug 22 '14
losts-side:

Spotted a wild homestar in a time magazine. Sorry for potato

losts-side:

Spotted a wild homestar in a time magazine. Sorry for potato

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Aug 22 '14

nbcsnl:

-teesa-:

Jebidiah Atkinson reviews the 2014 Tony nominations.

NEXT!

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Aug 19 '14
breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

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Aug 19 '14
welcometotwinpeaks:

An update on the upcoming David Lynch doc, Lynch Three (http://twin.pk/lynchthreeproject): the story has been approved by David and they’re now working on sound and visual design. Two animators will help bring David’s story to life, and the approximately 75 minute documentary will include many photos and home movies from David’s family archive as well as stock footage and photographs collected from numerous sources. Definitely something to look forward to!
◭ Welcome to Twin Peaks ◭ Photo by Jason S. http://ift.tt/1yVc8RC via http://ift.tt/OF8QRD

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

welcometotwinpeaks:

An update on the upcoming David Lynch doc, Lynch Three (http://twin.pk/lynchthreeproject): the story has been approved by David and they’re now working on sound and visual design. Two animators will help bring David’s story to life, and the approximately 75 minute documentary will include many photos and home movies from David’s family archive as well as stock footage and photographs collected from numerous sources. Definitely something to look forward to!

◭ Welcome to Twin Peaks ◭ Photo by Jason S. http://ift.tt/1yVc8RC via http://ift.tt/OF8QRD

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

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Aug 18 '14
welcometotwinpeaks:

Out of 4,583,242 English articles on Wikipedia, they chose Twin Peaks Episode 2 as today’s featured article!

Yes, we geek out over random things like that.

◭ Welcome to Twin Peaks ◭ http://ift.tt/1o5OpIc via http://ift.tt/OF8QRD

welcometotwinpeaks:

Out of 4,583,242 English articles on Wikipedia, they chose Twin Peaks Episode 2 as today’s featured article!

Yes, we geek out over random things like that.

◭ Welcome to Twin Peaks ◭ http://ift.tt/1o5OpIc via http://ift.tt/OF8QRD

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Aug 17 '14

bogleech:

Like 15 years ago I used to take jokey drawing requests on forums and produce crayon scribbles on index cards and one person asked me once to draw “a dirty scene of Jessie and Misty from Pokemon” and I just found that again

image

Arbok is helping

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