Every once in a while, I'll post another entry in my Problems series, where I explain my (usually negative) opinion on needlessly specific topics. Otherwise, I'm just gonna reblog things that amuse me or fit with my politically conservative values and opinions.
Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before
Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people
What the fuck
OP gave me ten seconds
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where are the relatable posts at?
tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?
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Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!
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a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
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This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!
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