Every once in a while, I'll post another entry in my Problems series, where I explain my (usually negative) opinion on needlessly specific topics. Otherwise, I'm just gonna reblog things that amuse me or fit with my politically conservative values and opinions.
this is my favorite photo of john green <333
this is Steve Buscemi on an episode of 30 Rock… not John Green
I don’t mean to embarrass you but you’re totally completely wrong
also, there is absolutely no show by the name “30 Rock” since it’s illegal for television shows in America to begin with numbers I can’t believe you didn’t know that lmao idiot
Hmm really? There’s 8 Simple Rules (for dating my teenage daughter) and 90210.
The writers for 8 Simple Rules got arrested and they’re currently in jail for even attempting to give a show that title and the creator of 90210 got deported and is on the FBI’s most wanted list for creating a show entirely with numbers how do you not know THAT lmao you are way too stupid to be on a computer
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i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
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He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
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this is the worst fuck up in the history of fuck ups and my aunt drove her van into a house because a leaf hit her windshield
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what she says:
what she means:
where the fuck is my Hoenn remake
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