A Look Inside the Jip

Every once in a while, I'll post another entry in my Problems series, where I explain my (usually negative) opinion on needlessly specific topics. Otherwise, I'm just gonna reblog things that amuse me or fit with my politically conservative values and opinions.
Jul 27 '14

laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

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Jul 27 '14
pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

image

(Source: robotindisguise)

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Jul 27 '14

Anonymous asked:

Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3

dokibots:

what

what the fuck is this

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Jul 26 '14

osoru:

octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.

the funny thing about slowpoke is he doesn’t look all that different

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Jul 26 '14

carryonmy-assbutt:

judewinchester:

not-terribly-elegant:

theroguefeminist:

image

We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

don’t dead open inside

imagine how touch is the sky

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Jul 26 '14
whimsicult:

i hate this website

whimsicult:

i hate this website

(Source: herotox)

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Jul 26 '14
wtfsocialjustice:

being good at school = being autistic

wtfsocialjustice:

being good at school = being autistic

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Jul 22 '14

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Jul 22 '14

dioburandou:

1mbps:

dioburandou:

greatjaggi:

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

What the fuck

OP gave me ten seconds

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Jul 22 '14

nostalgiaultra:

warchief:

where are the relatable posts at?

tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?

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