Every once in a while, I'll post another entry in my Problems series, where I explain my (usually negative) opinion on needlessly specific topics. Otherwise, I'm just gonna reblog things that amuse me or fit with my politically conservative values and opinions.
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
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Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars
What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”
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Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3
what the fuck is this
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I got bored at work.
the funny thing about slowpoke is he doesn’t look all that different
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Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before
Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people
What the fuck
OP gave me ten seconds
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where are the relatable posts at?
tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?
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